IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
It's my birthday, I plan on masturbating and boating, maybe even masturbate on the boat.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
I tried...failed..now im naked on the futon since clothes are hard.
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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