: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
first time Ive ever had to stop sex to go pass out in the kitchen floor...
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
The entire time I'm blowing him she's in the back seat lecturing me on the reasons why you're not suppose to do that while they're driving...
So I come home yesterday and my brother is like "watch this" and it turns out he's been retraining my dog to come running when u say "anal"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
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You passed out in your dogs bed and you only willingly woke up because I told there was a bottle of vodka and a snickers bar waiting for you upstairs
I was too lazy to get my chapstick out of my purse so i lubed up my lips with pizza grease. On a scale of 1-10 how embarassed should i be?
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
I felt the need to set off fireworks in the living room while they were having sex upstairs. Yes, they quieted down.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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