i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
I have no memory of puking on someone. Was he cute?
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
i'm too stoned to be pregnant. the kicking is morse code for wanting beef jerky.
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
what whaaaat?! I BET YOU WIN IN THE TEETH DEPARTMENT.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
When did it become normal to wake up in the middle of the night to take a group bathroom break and have a 10 minute discussion on where the next football game is?
This is what happens when you leave: I get all vulnerable and I make out with the cowboy to shut him up about Jesus.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
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