I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
everything is bigger in texas. Including my drinking problem.
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
Ah I wish I was there to nurse you then clean up your piss-filled water bottles
for some reason the bedside piss missed the water bottle today
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My mom sucked on that joint like a nipple and she was a fucking newborn
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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