Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
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My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
You know where a good place to spend summer is? In your head. High as shit. It doesn't matter where you are.
Why did I puke in my shower caddy last night
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
It's like you know you got fucjed up when you wake up and check fir your own pulse
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
I told him he was like my favorite pair of jeans; I may not wear them every day, but I'll never get rid of them and they make my ass look fantastic. Needless to say he was not thrilled.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
All im saying is that my face might fall off.
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