that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Apparently married women at the office don't like getting congratulated on getting "knocked up"
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My parents foreign exchange student just walked in on me whacking off. Welcome to America :)
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
He was drinking hot tub water because i refused to get him a glass of water...
She seriously pointed at the couch and asked me if she could "ride the talking giraffe". I'll never serve everclear again.
My drunken abilities have only improved since college....I can navigate the streets of chicago like no ones business, do push-ups to hail a taxi and instantly become an mma fighter after 3 shots of hennessy
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
he calls himself the gay cupid because he matches two guys looking to hookup on craigstlist with each other. get me out of here. please.
There is someone hissing in the hallway. Not even a typo. Not pissing. Hissing. Like a large cat. Or a komodo dragon.
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Bro i pulled the fucking willy wonkas gold ticket of ratchets the other night this chick was a real treat god bless her
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