Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Last night Brynn convinced every person at the party wearing glasses that they stole hers, and she woke up with 8 pairs of prescription glasses in her bag.
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
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you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
You want to move to a city because of their promotional beer pricing
So?
This is why you shouldn't make decisions
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
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Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
i just had diarrhea that people from the 1930's would have died from
I'm in jersey with marbles.. He's blasted about to fuck a manatee and his entire family is trying to stop it. His mother punched me in the chest for not trying hard enough
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
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