You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
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Can you check your dirty laundry bag for my tooth.
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
Just asked my dog if he was proud of me for making it home. That drunk.
I'm pretty sure getting a blow job behind a bar in Rome while her little sister is throwing up in a dumpster not 5 feet away, gives entirely new meaning to the phrase "When in Rome"
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I really don't want to. I just don't know how to nicely say "dude I'm having a rough time in life right now and I just need to dress like a stripper cop, get shit faced, and have dirty crazy sex"
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
No I can't cure herpes. I'm an EMT, not Jesus.
It's funny because every time I go up and down the stairs it's an adventure. A A DRUNK ADVENTURE. PS I ALREADY THREW UP WTF
Do you remember when I didn't post that pic of you fucking an avocado on your boss' desk? Can you return the favour?
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
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