There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
hot girl, 5 o clock
do you know how to read a clock?
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
I'm tripping balls on ambien right now and I still feel that's a bad idea.
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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