Ummmm I went to see who was upstairs, he was the only one in his room so we had sex while the travel channel played in the background.
Oh good. Romantic. Still, I'm jealous of the sex.
Probably not, since he made me promise not to tell anyone it only lasted ten seconds.
so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
Pretty sure I saw a dude across the room give this girl the international hand gesture for "I'm going to fist you later", she seemed ok with it.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
There was nowhere else for me to go. I'm like the island of misfit toys but I'm hot.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
Just accidentally walked into a parade for Jesus
I just got out of the shower and I feel like I just washed off 10 lbs of bad decisions...
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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