Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
I just had to sit down with an 11 year old who threatened to dick slap a girl.
I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
her vagina looked like bernie madoff
sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
While at warped tour today a girl was crowd surfing and her vagina landed in my face, I call that a successfull day.
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
I mean, I'm twenty four years old and I've never paid for my own drink. You can't say that any of your ex girlfriends boobs are THAT great.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
His name sounds so important....sounds like the name of my future baby daddy to me.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
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