Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Somehow it went from suicide to pierced nipples. I think we're good.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
Trying to figure out these fractions. I bought 5 fifths of gin last week. Does that mean I have one whole gin? 5/5 = 1, right? You're having to homeschool your kids right now--so ask them.
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