im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
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its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
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You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
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