he was so drunk he doesn't remember anything. I have to break up with him all over again
Haha im about to meet my shrink &i have so much shit to tell him i made an outline
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
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he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
I just smoked pot in front of my old Elementary School. It's like my Childhood and Adulthood are coming together in this awesome thing.
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
My head. My head is the problem. Also alcoholism.
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I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He made me sneak beer in the diaper bag... guess who is winning 2012 parents of the year
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
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