their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Sorry we couldn't "turn off the mirrors." How're you feeling today?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
Plus he is a pilot so I could give him flight dome
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
I love you too, but sadly you're not as good at getting me out of bed as cocaine.
Aiming to get laid tonight but if it falls thru I'm either gonna make a mixtape for my sugar daddy or sew a teddy bear for his newborn
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