btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
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Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
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I hope you get a lego stuck in your dickhole
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
It's very disconcerting to wake up and she is gone. I never know where she could be. It's like playing wheres Waldo but Waldo could potentially be drunk and wandering around in weird places that normal Waldo's don't go.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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