A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
I literally just saw a campus policeman riding a Segway pull over a moving car. you should just give up.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Please tell me you're throwing the cats into this foot of snow.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
He grabbed a pine cone off the ground and yelled "I love cigars" then tried to smoke it for ten minutes.
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
Randomize
