used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Here's a fun fact your kittens ate my vomit last night
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
Can't decide which I like more. Telling a girl she's pregnant or telling her she has herpes. It's the little things that make medicine tolerable.
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
I'm imagining a seal in an ugly shirt hahahahaha Percocet
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
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