bahahaha. this guy working at subway literally has someone's name tattooed on his arm, crossed out, and another name below it.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
I can't wait for round whatever # we're on tonight.
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
He's good looking but he really sounds like kermit the frog, can you imagine how fucking him would sound like?
So, my eyeglasses somehow ended up in my nightstand drawer and they're covered in lube.
What happened last night? All I know is that I walked into class this morning and everyone was chanting my name.
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