Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I just saw a dog and thought "Hey! A goat!" Then realized it was a dog. Now I'm sad.
i may or may not be watching the land before time
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
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my mom just asked me what a queef is. she needs to stop watching south park
she went home with me because she said i reminded her of paul rudd. remind me to thank him for his awkwardness
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
my drunken justification for peeing in her closet was that her shoes were ugly
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I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Didn't shower and drew a couple dicks on my face before I went to work. Boss sent me home. Sacrificed my dignity for a 3 day weekend with you guys.
We are gonna have a bake sale and the preceded will go towards the abortion
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
What's the best way to tell someone that I accidentally wound up in a gay harem?
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