Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
How do I say to her "Have you eaten mango lately because my penis had an allergic reaction"
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
I just smoked a bowl in the dining room and am now drinking a glass of chocolate milk. i can't believe i'm getting paid for this.
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
Erin was right. There were bees at the after hours.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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