i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I am eating a king sized snickers in the strip club. Good morning.
i don't know how to react to you in a diaper crying and calling a football 'sadie'.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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