the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
I think its safe to assume that the 40yr old undergraduate with purple and pink in her hair and a tattoo of the eiffel tower above her ass crack has never actually been to Paris...
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Sat down on an escalator. That hungover.
therea a video of her dad walking in while i screamed "lets have a fashion show!" and fell off the table
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I got all the way to work before I realized there were Trojans in my bra.
Tell me I'm drunk and you have to come get me. It's usually true. They'll believe you.
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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