508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
Dude, I woke up in the kitchen, naked, with a blueberry bagel as a pillow.
Can I eat your pillow?
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
You tried to poop in the sink last night.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
We watched Jurassic Park and they made me drink every time they saw or named a dinosaur. Do you know how many dinosaurs live in Jurassic Park? Lots.
I plan on showing these boobs to so many people that by the end of it ill just have a shirt of beads.
Just stuck all that extra cocaine money we made in a savings account...like a responsible adult..
We get drunk and make out in different places. Is that what love is?
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Oh, now I remember why I deleted your number. You're kind of a dick. Please delete mine.
there's still a lot i don't remember, like why my iphone's nailed to your wall
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