we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
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I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
She found 60 bucks at the strip club. Its probabably been in a vagina but really most money probably has
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Sometimes you get drunk and fall out of a car. I never said it was glamorous.
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
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I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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