i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
Yeah i knew he wasn't okay when he told me he was "seeing his vision"
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i'm surprised you didn't wake up. like i literally came when he was fingering me as i was spooning with you and all you did was mumble "that's a good idea, mom" and pull the sheets away from me.
Can you explain to me later why there's a pirate hat in my bathtub
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
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Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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