So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
She told me she's going to buy a projector so she can watch porn on her ceiling...I'm telling you man this chick is going places
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Me and your penis are best friends. You don't know it, but I whisper my secrets whenever I give you blowjobs. We even have a secret handshake. We can't be separated from each other. We just can't.
Dude if her licking my face hammered isn't love I don't really want to know what love is.
Thats Poetry
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
Is this like a preordered booty call?
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