there needs to be a "man fax report". like car fax. type in the guys name and bday and up pops all the bad shit he's ever done.
i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I have reverted to folding laundry while watching porn. how much sadder can my life get?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
Like 50% of me thinks it'll be weird, 25% of me is curious & 25% of me is horny
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
What's rude is him not accepting my blowjob offer. What kind of guy denies that.
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I mean, who hasn’t been fingered in there back of an Uber?
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