If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
how many days can you live off of Vicodin and frosty?? im going on 4 days......
I went golfing for the first time today!! Aren't you proud?
Driving a golf cart around all day with a keg attatched to the back doesn't exactly count as golfing
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
I have your car and your sandals. My shoes are somewhere under the puke couch. Safari time.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I've found my spirit animal. I'm a Snapple bottle. If you take my top off I'll tell you a fact about science.
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
Smoked a blunt with my dad then introduced him to cinnabon delights. Today was a good day.
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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