If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
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she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
Let's turn this shoulder dislocation into a positive. Come to the hospital, bring some beers, let's party.
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Now that you're back together are you gonna tell him you set his stuff on fire?
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Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
We were on the ground in Tampa for 55 hours and we drank for 30 of them.
We won Spring Training 2013.
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
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