weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you have a cum towel under your bed, you're the definition of single
We lit firecrackers from NYE in the fireplace and he was so passed out that he slept through it.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
I'm hiding in a cabinet. I'm going to stay here.
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
I was so high I started singing Let It Go and then instantly started laughing 'cause I was eating ice. Everyone just stared.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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