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Just passed a Taco Bell Taco Supreme, still in its wrapper, laying in the grass. I'd like a moment of silence.
May it rest in peace.
I hope this doesn't become one of those friendships where we dont have sex
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
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Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
It's four o'clock and my 60yo aunt's tits have already made an appearance and there is a dildo traveling around the room periodically assaulting family members. Strangely I am thankful.
I'm promoting my liver to CEO of my body cause it clearly works harder than anything else.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
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we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
As we were leaving a memorial service last night he turns to me and says, is it too soon for a post funeral blowie?
And no one can masturbate with the sound of Bernie's voice in the background
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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