found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Vague recollection of me ripping your shirt off at the bar... I hope I asked first, otherwise that's real rude.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
We are the best cocktail. We look appealing, taste amazing, and ruin lives.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
Completely unrelated and mildly related, a guy I hooked up with last year in a threeway died, his obit photo was his Grindr photo
When we found you, you were half crying/half singing Taylor swift songs at 2am in the bathroom, and occasionally puking. I think I get "friend of the year" award just for putting up with your drunk ass all night.
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
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