VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
She got her phone back last night. And the first thing I sent her was a picture of me pooping in a culvers bathroom
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
I am gunna fuck the accent right out of her mouth
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I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Hey your work video crashed my computer. The 8 pornos running in the other window didn't. Congratulations.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I love how fuckboys immediately become cultured when I tell them I’m an artist.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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