So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
Will you please bring your dog over today? Apparently I was drunkenly cooking last night. There's food everywhere. I'm too hungover to clean.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
Tell her this is the Disneyland of penises.It's a magical place everyone should visit once in their life.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I think I’ve reached sophomore-year-level of bad ideas
and you know that’s the highest possible level because it’s when I met you
Pooping to opera.
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