Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
We were walking home when he passed out, we left him. Just got a call from him, hes in a jail in Canada.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
i may have reached my "but im high so it's cool" quota for the month.
dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
he's like watermelon oreos; I know they're gross and weird and I shouldn't like them, but I can't stop eating them because they're there.
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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