I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
No... We were arguing over whose family is more dysfunctional... Then my brother stumbled in and puked all over jakes ugly dog.
They are baked and once again have spent the last 45 mins talking about opening up a world wide business called "pickle on a stick"
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I had sex in a panda mask the other night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
It's really hard to masturbate now that I live with girls who actually function before 11 am.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
Fell off the toilet trying to reach to put my tampon in the garbage. Pride hurts real bad.
I think you might be the first man ever to describe getting a blowjob as "neat"
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