love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
The moral of the story is do not hire me because everything will end up smelling like pickles and I will not sufficiently clean it up.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
I mean he gave me an 'I owe you an orgasm' fist bump
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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