I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
i hope push ups and a ton of orange juice gets rid of chlamydia
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
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She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
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I'LL COME GET YOU. GOTTA FIND A SUIT THAT COVERS TIT BRUISES FIRST.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
I love when my neighbors have passionate, loud sex to remind me that I'm not getting laid
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
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