i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
He proposed that we "bone". I've completely given up on boys.
based on the size of her vibrator, i'm going to be a huge disappointment
Foreign porn with subtitles is a little disappointing.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I just realized that I have dated 5 unemployed guys...and 3 that drove pt cruisers...Turns out I do have a type.
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
It's whatever. I just want to see his dick again
Woke up backwards on a recliner
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I find celibacy oppressive. Huge waste of my time and talents.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
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