You found a girl to hook up with at a gay bar?
No. His name was Paco. I didn't get it by choice. I never had a hickey before.
if creeping was an olympic sport, i would be a lock for the gold right now.
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
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On the bright side, at least we arent the generation raised by fucked up teen moms.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I figured out why I insisted on leaving my sweater on the ground outside. I smelled it and I'm 97% sure I peed on it last night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
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Trying to convince myself that everyone keeps staring at me because I'm pretty and not because of my hickies.
This German chick looked me up and down for a while. Then she grabbed my crotch, let go after a few seconds, and said "you vill do". I think I'm gonna like tonight.
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
on the bright side i found your panties and the lid to the nutella
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