You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
You're surprisingly coherent for someone who thinks her couch is breathing.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
It just smells like spaghetti and despair.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I got dropped off at my house at like 1030. Woke up hugging a street cat I've never seen before. Ended up drinking 260 oz of beer. 65 types. Then went out after blehhhhhh
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
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