big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
I just did a sobriety test in a tutu.
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
Of course I'm using oj as a mixer, its flu season.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
Hahah I’ve never had someone stop me mid-coitus to tell me how amazing I am. Def ego boost.
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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