Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I made out with him with my retainers in. My drunken hook-ups get lazier and lazier.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
I think I've had 45 beers today though So things are looking up.
Well I'm going to San Francisco next weekend for pride. I'm sure I'll end up drunk and on a beach at some point.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
you don't understand it took me an hour and a half to escape that bed, I had to memorize his sleeping patterns.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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