ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
i just ate that cheese stick that was in my purse from last night.
I'm thinking I had intended to send you pics cuz I woke up naked
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Ugh. I'm going to die alone, sister. Half-eaten by one of my thirty-seven cats and clutching a martini shaker
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
He started yelling terms of endearment at a cheese sandwich. Then he tried to hump it.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
i need some fresh meat. meat that has a license and a job and isn’t a FULL-blown alcoholic. partial i could tolerate, bc, haha, let’s be honest, me likey my drinkies.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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