My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
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I'm going to write a letter. It's going to say, Dear Every Girl Ever: Take some goddam initiative and wake me up with a blowjob and I will eat out of your hand. Love, Every Guy Ever
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
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You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
There was this blissful moment of peace and quiet... then you ran past our window with a lit firecracker in hand going, "SHIT. SHIT. SHIT!"
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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