that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
Thats about the time I should have known you would run around naked and try to make out with my sleeping mother
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
I am the master of subtle flirting. I seduced him by simulating a hand job with an epi-pen during training.
Just a heads up, the coffee pot is filled with Jager.
she said she walked into the kitchen and i was sitting ass naked on the floor chugging her parents vodka.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
I just ate cottage cheese and went to the gym at 6 this morning...the things i'll do because I might get naked in front of a new boy
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
She was calling him Bob Saget and asking him to buy her shots....how do you think the night went?
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