drug dealer added me on facebook, win ?
omg no way im finding him!
he has no pics of his face, and im always drunk so i cant remember if hes cute or not, but he told me im in his phone as "party girl" which is fitting i guess cause im dragging my hungover ass to buy preggo tests, and i had to get the cheap ones cause i blew all my cash on coke.
guess what. just found out I had mono. no wonder alcohol didn't taste good on nye
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
I can't wait to be a mother. My daughters gonna outdrink every boy in her grade
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
sudden memory flashback: you and i having sex on the bed, erin sitting naked in your desk chair drinking whiskey straight from the bottle while harassing you for your computer password to play some "mood music." high five. go us.
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
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Overheard-"sex" and "giblet gravy" in the same sentence. Best thanksgiving ever.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
She's officially a Tinder poltergeist.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
How do you say "put it in me" in Spanish... I'm dealing with language barriers here.
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