YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
The kid next to me is typing a powerpoint presentation.. title: Reasons to Wear a Condom, subtitle: The Ian Story
The first slide was titled: You Could Get a Girl Pregnant.
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I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
If you really hate him do what I do: give him an amazing night of unforgettable sex then dump him. You’ll ruin sex for him because new girls won’t compare
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