Not only is chick snoring like a 48 year old man but she's farting in rhythm
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
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As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
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The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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