I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
You need to let him know my only agenda is coke and sadness.
i'd say i'm about at weeping-uncontrollably-in-a-puddle-of-my-own-tears-and-urine level
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I need to shower three times. First to be clean, second to wash off all sins, and third will classify as baptism.
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
I purposely left my thong and accidentally left my ethics book, hairspray and most of my dignity.
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