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(409): View more from Texas

Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.

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(248): View more from Michigan

If I saw her on the street and didn't know about the two of them, I would think the only way she'd ever find love was if she somehow found her way to middle earth and an orc took her in

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(510): View more from California

I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...

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(416): View more from Toronto

he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.

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(773): View more from Illinois

oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever

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(508): View more from Massachusetts

Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.

(508): View more from Massachusetts

I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred

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(647): View more from Ontario

I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Well, I sent nudes with an Elmo t shirt on the floor... so there's that.

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