i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
So I'm on the can right now reading a court transcript for an appeal. Some dude is paying $155 an hour for me to take a shit.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I have bruises on my ass from her spurs. God bless Texas.
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
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remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
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My girlfriend decided the best way to get my mind off of my dog dying was to break up with me via text
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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