We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I think I'm pregnant with his hipster baby. It keeps kicking my stomach to the beat of mgmt songs.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
He made me twerk for scrambled eggs... I regret nothing
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
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