Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
we left the music on while we were fucking. some kanye west song started playing and he started to cry
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
Just showered and cleaned every bit of sex off of me cuz i have a feelin my stepmom has jesus powers and would be able to smell it on me
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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