Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
I needed to borrow my dads nail clippers and next to it was an industrial size box of condoms if that wasnt bad enough I dropped the clippers behind the bed and discovered hundreds of used condoms
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
My sister hid me from my parents, brought me a bloody mary, and told my girlfriend I was out with my dad. For 13, I got to say she's working out pretty good.
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I’m getting reeeeaaalll tired of telling cute boys I gave them chlamydia.
That’s two in three months. You really know how to live.
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