Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
he saw my emergency pass-out-in-the-bathroom-after-drunken-puking cot in the bathroom.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
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Thought I woke up to a girl giving me a handy. It was a male nurse inserting a catheter.
The cop told me to answer for everyone if there was drinking involved and then i threw up in my Luigi's italian ice that i was eating with a pizza slicer
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
YOUR BALLS CAME OUT. DONT CALL ME A SHITSHOW.
Tomorrow after you go to the library to look up gay porn, I'm going to come to your apartment to paint a nude portrait of you. Get pumped, plopernickle.
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I was "singing along to the Lego Movie" high. Everything was not awesome
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
Tight. Want to get up, make coffee, sit on separate couches and silently read our mobile devices together?
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
It's a combination of amazing uncoordination, bad luck, and sheer determination to cause destruction wherever I go.
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