Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I just spit my fake tooth out at a customer. I think he thought it was my bubble gum though so it's ok.
you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
The only thing worse than cracking my rib on a slip and slide was having the doctors laugh when they found out in my medical history that I did this exact same thing last summer.
I recommend just blowing him. It's always the way to go.
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
I asked him for something to clean up with after sex and he handed me a sham wow. A SHAM WOW
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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